Review

Total Recall (2012)

Common Sense Media says

Remake is better looking, less violent, less thoughtful.
Age
14
Quality
 

  • Although set in a bleak future, Total Recall has an old theme: people with power and money trying to control and/or destroy those without. A few brave individuals stand up against these difficult odds, and the main character must learn to trust others. There's also a message about the fact that who you were matters less than who you are/who you become.
  • In this remake, Quaid is more admirable than he was in the original. He does a great deal of fighting, but it's mainly in self-defense. (He doesn't relish violence.) He has a great challenge to overcome: He wants to choose the greater good, but he can't remember anything, and everyone he thinks he can trust gives him different information.
  • The original movie's R-rated graphic violence has been toned down somewhat; though this version still has wall-to-wall martial arts-style fighting, nothing seems extra bloody, gratuitous, or mean. There are futuristic guns and other weapons, and characters are shot and killed. There are bloody wounds, but not a huge amount of gore. Characters fight with a knife, and one gets stabbed. Quaid must painfully slice a "phone" out of the palm of his hand with a chunk of broken glass (this is more implied than shown).
  • Repeating a joke from the first movie, an alien prostitute opens her coat and reveals three naked breasts. Quaid encounters her in a kind of "red light" district that hints of prostitution and "pleasure robots." Quaid kisses two women, one his "fake" wife and the other his "real" girlfriend. He wakes up in bed next to the wife, and they're both scantily clad. There's some slight innuendo as they begin to seduce one another, but they're interrupted.
  • One use of "f--k," plus very frequent use of "s--t." Other words include "a--hole," "goddamn," "ass," "d--k," "damn," "hell," "ass," and "bitch," plus "oh my God" and "Jesus Christ" (as exclamations).
  • A character grabs a Heineken beer from the refrigerator.
  • Quaid grabs a beer from his fridge, but he doesn't open it. Instead he goes to a bar and drinks beer with his buddy, who gets comically drunk.

What parents need to know

Parents need to know that Total Recall is a remake of Arnold Schwarzenegger's popular 1990 sci-fi movie; both are based on a short story by cult author Philip K. Dick. The original, R-rated movie has gratuitous, shocking violence, which was sometimes played for laughs; this PG-13-rated version features more streamlined, martial arts-style fighting, with less blood -- though weapons are pulled, and characters do die. One sex-related joke from the original is repeated (an alien prostitute flashes her three naked breasts), and a married couple is scantily clad in bed. Language includes one "f--k" and many "s--t"s, plus other words like "a--hole" and "bitch." Characters drink beer in one scene, and a supporting character gets comically drunk. Teen sci-fi fans will be interested, but the movie seems destined for a short shelf life compared to the original.


This review of Total Recall (2012) was written by
Age
12
Based on 8 parent & educator reviews:
  • 88% say violence is an issue
  • 75% say sexual content is an issue
  • 63% say language is an issue
  • 50% say there's too much drinking, drugs, or smoking
  • 38% say they noticed product placement

Most useful reviews by all members

Teen, 13 years old
August 3, 2012
 
Movie for watching
Awesome movie! Really good!

Parent
August 4, 2012
 
Same old, same old
Just what movie goers need, another remake. There was no reason to make this film other then to show what CGI can do. The original story was fine. We all know what's going to happen so there is no real reason to go over the same matereial and make some changes that don't enhance the original story. Of course, if fast moving vehicles and explosions and other violence are your cup of tea then enjoy the show. But I think you should at least rent the original so you know the remake wasn't necessary and you could have spent your money on something more interesting.

Kid, 11 years old
August 5, 2012
 
Best Movie ever but...
It was the best movie i have ever seen, but there were some things wrong with it. There was a lot of sh words there was one f word, its also really scary!

Teen, 16 years old
August 5, 2012
 
Movie reviews from a teenager: Total Recall
One word sums this movie up. Confusing. It's like another version of Inception, where the movie takes you on different twists and turns and jerking your mind's sense of understanding with it. If you watch this movie in a theater, you'll leave with a headache. Language: Many uses of the word, 'sh**', one use of 'f**k' and other expletives such as 'da**' and 'b***h'. Violence: There are many explosions, shootings, and martial arts throughout this film. Blood is shown on characters after close calls and a villain dies by being stabbed with a knife. Blood is shown. Sex: A man's wife gets out of bed wearing a shirt and panties, a woman removes her shirt to reveal three breasts, (blatant sexuality for no reason!). A few passionate kisses are exchanged between a man and a woman. In one scene there are silhouettes of woman dancing provocatively in the background, and woman walk around in provocative clothing. Overall I'd give this movie two stars only because the action and fighting sequences were good. I'd suggest that this movie is not appropriate for ages under 15 due to its sexuality, language and violence. But this movie really isn't worth the huge headache it'll give you after you watch it.

Teen, 14 years old
August 9, 2012
 
Awesome remake way better than the old one iffy for 11
Total Recall is an awesome movie , it has violence like shooting , punching , kicking, and someone putting a piece of glass in their hand, they say s**t a lot, and one f**k , and an alien prostitute opens up her coat to show her 3 bare breasts.

Kid, 12 years old
August 4, 2012
 
Total Recall (2012)
This was a good movie, but not great. The violence was frequent but was mainly martial arts.. There was a scene where a prostitute revealed her three naked breasts, but if you blink you could've missed it. There was semi-frequent language and alcohol. This had a dark tone, much like that of "The Dark Knight Rises", with rebellion being a big topic. so overall, this was good and worth seeing, but had a few minor problems.

Parent
August 9, 2012
 
Good Movie
I think it is a great movie especially if you saw the first one. There is a tiny bit of nudity, but the nudity isnt from human species so I dont really think its a problem. If you dont want your children to think that things such as prostitutes, drugs, and greed exist it might not be so great but honestly this movie isnt as explicit as the original. I let my daughter who is 10 see the original and I would be fine with her seeing this too.

Teen, 16 years old
August 12, 2012
 
Excellent movie should have been R
I've never seen the original Total Recall but this remake is an excellent movie. However it should have been rated R. Violence- Very rough but suprisingly not too bloody. The worse scenes are a stabbing and a scene where the main character cut a phone out of his hand. Other violence includs lots of hand to hand combat and futuristic gun battles. Sex- The first time you see his "wife" she is in a bra and panties and when he goes to rekall a woman comes up to him and flashes her three naked breasts. It shows full nudity for a second. This is the scene that i think makes this movie deserve an R rating. Language- roughly 40 s--t, d--n, a--, h-ll, g-d--n and one use of f--k. This is an excellent movie but is only apporiate for teens 15 and up. 13 and up if they close their eyes when the woman flashes her three naked breasts.

Teen, 13 years old
August 10, 2012
 
great remake is explosive, mildly sexual
this epic sci-fi thriller has plenty to offer hardcore action junkies, with lots of fighting, cool effects, and many futuristic gadgets. the violence is fairly mild, but some of it is quite intense. there are brutal fistfights, falls, crashes, shootings, explosions, stabbings, bombings, chasing and a slightly gross scene where Doug pulls out a phone from his hand. there is some sex, including innuendo and a women with three breasts who reveals them (we see them briefly nude). some swearing.

Teen, 14 years old
August 9, 2012
 
Very Violent acio thriller for matue teens
This movie is very violent. The lack of blood is why it got a pg-13 rating. Non-stop action, as well as some mild swearing throughout. There are three boobs, brief, and some innuendo. Should be fine for teens, no one under 12.

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